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"Even if wine is made our of fruit I don't think it counts as part of your 'five a day'."
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'NO. Tobacco plants do NOT count as one of your 5 vegetable portions'
'Are you sure sitting on a bean bag chair isn't considered getting a daily requirement of vegetables?'
"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."
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"I'm meat and potatoes on my dad's side, and leafy green vegetables on my mom's."
"Why doesn't the budget ax ever fall in the produce department?"
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"Do opiates class as one of your five a day?"
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"What we have to do is get the government to come up with a minimum daily requirement for pomegranates."
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'I'm putting you on a high-roughage diet - I want you to eat three heads of cabbage before every meal,'
"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."
"Always ask for broccoli on the pizza. You really can't taste it, and you've filled your broccoli quota for days!"
"Jelly beans do NOT count as veggies!"
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"Is it chocolate or beans disguised as chocolate?"
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"All these healthy eating edicts and chew twenty times...I'm fed up to where my back teeth used to be!"
"Don't forget your five a day."
'Well, that's 3 of my 7-a-day.'
Man and Banana
"After I stopped telling the kids vegetables were good for them, they started eating them."
'Since I started eating 5 portions of fruit & veg a day I have to spend most of the working day on the toilet.'
'Yes, grapes are a fruit, Mr Hargreaves, but a bit of variety might not hurt...'
'My '5 a day' are cigarettes, beers, burgers, chips and a trip to the betting office.'
'I eat apples as part of my 500 a day.'
'It's a fiber tree. It also has apples.'
'Mom, if I eat my broccoli will it make me something more than just a dutiful kid?'
'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'