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Minotaur Exits Maze As Doorman Calls Cab
"With his augmented reality headset he's actually eating in a five star restaurant."
'5 hygiene stars! Shame the food tastes like toilet tissue!'
'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'
'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'
'I flew 'tourist' . . . and the hotel didn't even have a concierge service!'
'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'
"... No, we're not a five star hotel. That's the name of the place... The five star hotel."
'Let me call someone to get your trunk.'
'Hello room service - can you come and tuck me in and read me a story please'
'I believe St. Bernards Monastery is now a 5-star hotel!'
"I want to explore the brutal and true civilisation, to explore lands on troubled by tourist boards, and if you could sort five-star accommodation and decent Wi-Fi that would be perfect."