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'Mom, I now know the biological reason we're pregnant for 9 months. It takes at least that long to get used to the idea of being a parent.'
'When are you going to take it out of its original package?'
'If you don't like fathers in the delivery room, where will you be?'
"We had our baby through the NHS. It took nine months so maybe we should have gone private."
"Nine Months?? Can't you just download it?"