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'You should start socking a few bucks away for retirement.'
Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'
"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"
"Seniors again. Grabbed an armful of polka CDs and just waltzed right out."
Pensioners run riot on mobility scooters.
Old lady being interviewed after ageism law. 'OK Mother. The job's yours.'
'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'
MEMORY LANE - 'I don't remember coming this way..'
'Your father's bought a computer so he can complain constantly about having a virus.'
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
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'We've travelled tandem all our mrried life!'
'Wot next ? ---one out of the 'SMOKING SHORTENS YOUR LIFE' packet or shall we give 'SMOKING KILLS' a go ?'
'Enjoy your youth while you can son. Once you hit eighty it's all down hill!'
Large print rock'n'roll section
'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'
Zimmer parking at the Darby and Joan Club
"We'll go for a nice space-walk later on."
we're collecting the dna of endangered species.
'It's 10pm, do you know who's raiding your pension fund to pay down corporate debt?'
Old woman with trolley full of medication.
'You're sitting on the cat,,,'
Man on Oldflamesreunited.com website.
'You'll have to excuse Gerald - He suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder.'
'Your father's been really getting under my feet.'