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To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.
"Remember, son, it's never too early to start saving for retirement."
Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
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"He used to own a muscle car."
"So, how long have you been old?"
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'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'
"Is this the year, Pumpkin? Goodbye, love boat, hello, elder hostel?"
"A gentleman would offer his seat."
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"Were we gay?"
"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."
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"Eventually, some of us shrivel."
Old Man Journal
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"I'll distract him with my complete medical history, and then you can make your move."
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Retirement and healthcare.
"OMG, here comes my old lover."
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Edward Loves Mae Marsh
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"It isn't enough to feel sixty-five. You have to be sixty-five."
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"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."
Tags:rocker, rockers, rock n roll, rock 'n' roll, rock and roll, rock star, rock stars, ageing rocker, ageing rockers, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, performer, performers, concert, concerts, festival, festivals, fan, fans, sixty, sixties, ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, songwriter, songwriters, singer, singers
"There's old Fuchburg's harrumph. Right on time."
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The Angina Monologues
"Are you too old to remember all the advice you tried to give me when I was too young to care?"
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Comparison list of old age and youth.
"Well, Mr. Goddam Fancy-Pants Small-Town-Expose hot shot! What makes you think we don't all have lusty, kiss-and-tell memoirs boiling away inside us?"
"You talkin' to me?"