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"I wouldn't—there's an awful lot of scary-sounding legalese."
Starbucks coming to the desert.
"I'm just glad that global warming turned out not to be real."
'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'
"Seriously? You can't see the oasis? Are you telling me I'm painting a mirage?"
'Careful Carruthers, it could be a computer simulation.'
"Look ...I'm pretty sure it's just a mirage!"
'Help me! I need to find an oasis quickly!'
'That has to be a mirage.'
'Okay, son, this first hole is 300 miles long. Stay out in the sand and avoid the oases.'
Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: It must be a mirage...
'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'
Signpost for petrol in the Desert
"Damn. I dropped my contact lens, and now I can't see that mirage."