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'Water? Oh, that's good! Hah hah hah! How very droll! No, sorry old man, no water here... This is a CULTURAL oasis!'
Last mirage for the next 20 miles.
"I wouldn't—there's an awful lot of scary-sounding legalese."
"First, let's concentrate on water. Then we'll worry about krill."
Life is change
"Fun Fact: 10,000 years ago, this was a lake!
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"There's no water, but there is a vibrant arts community."
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Man crawling toward an oasis sees a sign reading "Mirage closed for private event".
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"Are they wet?"
"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."
'Well, what now? We're stuck on a desert puddle.'
Starbucks coming to the desert.
"Well Capitaine, reason tells us that it's probably a mirage, but can we really afford to take the chance that it's not?"
"I'm just glad that global warming turned out not to be real."
"Honestly, the water hole is back that way...Why would I lie?"
Man dying of thirst in desert reaches water hole with sign - 'Polluted: Drinking this water may be hazardous to your health.'
'That's alright Kenny, your dipstick says you've still got half a tank left...'
"It's now official. You're screwed."
'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'
"Seriously? You can't see the oasis? Are you telling me I'm painting a mirage?"
"Yeah, finding an oasis to drink from would be good, but boy, finding one big enough to have a long, cold bath in would be Heaven!"