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Oaths Cartoons and Comics

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Tradition v. Reality: 'My client agrees to 'love', but needs clarification on 'honor', and 'obey' is a deal-breaker...'

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"I don't mind your acting as your own attorney, but would you please stop hopping on and off that damned chair?"

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"When you take the oath don't worry. There's a lightning rod on the roof."

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"Do you solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth in exchange for immunity?"

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"Walt Whitman may well have contradicted himself, Mr. Dobkin, but chances are he wasn't under oath at the moment."

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"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

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Hippocrates Off The Record - "First, treat no lawyers."

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'Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, except if your wife asks if she looks fat?'

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'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

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My son is a made man in the primero crime family,

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"You can eat the one marshmallow right now, or if you wait fifteen minutes, I'll give you two marshmallows and swear you in as President of the United States."

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"I pledge allegiance to this flag / that I made myself by hand / in order to be able to do this again."

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'We say cock-a-doodle-doo', not 'caca, doo-doo, poo'.'

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"He was someone you had to light a fire under in order to get anything done."

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"I think this unparliamentary language all started with the oath of allegiance!"

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'I think this unparliamentary language all started with the oath of allegiance!...They were asked: 'Do you Swear'...'

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"Place your left hand on the Bible, raise your right hand, and repeat after me, 'Wow, I can't believe this is happening to me.'"

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"Did you join the testimony-of-the-month club?"

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'Let's try it again. And this time, don't cross your fingers.'

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"Let me remind you you're both under oath."

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"...and will to the best of my ability, which is terrific ability, by the way. Everyone agrees, I have fantastic ability. So there's no problem with my ability, believe me..."

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"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

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"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, the unbridled truth?''

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'The whole hand Mr. Tamano.'

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'Since this is my first time in court, I wonder if it would be all right if my attorney got a couple of shots of me lying under oath.'

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