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"I'm making moatmeal. Do you want some?"
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Goldilocks and the damn porridge.
'You think I don't like oatmeal predicated on the fact that I haven't had it in forty-seven years but there is no substantial reason based solely on breakfast choices I might have made in front of or to you for you to make that assumption.'
'Ha-ha! My Dad is right! If you say a word too many times, it doesn't sound like a real word anymore!'
Alternative Dickens: Oliver, having received more, requests a doggy bag.
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"Your gold-cut oats, sire."
'At least the worst part's over. Nice warm oatmeal for breakfast never lasts past the first day of school.'
"Why am I eating oatmeal for breakfast when we goby 20 fast food places on the way to school..."
Outdoor Tip: Oatmeal in your socks will help keep your feet dry.
'This model comes in these four colours.2
'Mom! Instant oatmeal is NOT fast food!'
"Ack! This stuff's hard to eat!"
A cook's nightmare: A chicken in every pot when she wants to make oatmeal.
'If it's oatmeal, and it says regular flavor, that means no flavor at all.'
Witch luring in old people.
Convenience & Inconvenience Foods.
'Hurry down here before your breakfast gets hot!'
'Sure I want to grow up and have big muscular arms like Daddy;...
"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."
"It's hot enough now dear."
"It's oatmeal. Mother insists on a nice warm breakfast, even when we're running late."