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"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
Tags:sit, sits, sitting, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, emergency, emergencies, emergency phone call, emergency phone calls, sit down, sitting downs, phone call, phone calls, obedience, obedient, obedience training, bad news, bearer of bad news, message, messages, messenger, messengers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers
"What happened to the hospital gown you were given?"
Tags:klan, the klan, robe, robes, wizard, grand wizard, gnome, gnomes, peasant, peasants, patient, patients, examination room, examination, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, treatment, treating, treatments, gown, gowns, pun, puns, play on words, word play, racism, racists, race, racist, disobedience, disobedient, obedient, obedience, obey, obeyed, check-up, check up, checkup, check-ups, checkups, check ups, hood, hoods, hooded, political, politics, ethnicity, nationality
'How did you train him so well?'
"You're supposed to push your envelope from the inside, Conners!"
Tags:jargon, jargons, buzzword, buzzwords, buzz word, buzz words, pushing the envelope, envelope, phrase, phrases, cliche, cliches, clichés, cliché, management, manager, managers, misunderstanding, misunderstood, wrong, incorrect, getting it wrong, irony, ironic, ironies, dramatic irony, order, orders, obedience, obey, obeying, outside the box, thinking, thinking outside the box, typical, businessmen, businessman, modern, modern life, play on words, word play, word-play, ignorant, ignorance, idiom, idioms
'Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed. But while you're a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient.'
'That beagle sure is a tough case!'
'Thanks, boy. But I'm reading the paper off-line today.'
Tags:paper, papers, newspaper, newspapers, online, offline, on-line, off-line, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog owning, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, pet owning, obedient, obedience, good boy, good dog, well trained, trained, puppy trained, puppy trains, fetch, retrieve, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Not An Exit
Tags:polite, politeness, etiquette, manners, too far, british, britishness, rules, following the rules, follow the rules, exit, door sign, door signs, sign, signs, signage, obedience, prison, prisons, jail, jails, imprisoned, imprison, prisoner, prisoners, law abiding, law-abiding, rules, rule, formalities, formality, formal
"But stay off the couch."
Tags:couch, couches, dog, dogs, furniture, forbid, forbidden, forbidding, saint peter, heaven, afterlife, afterlives, heaven's gate, heavenly gates, gates of heaven, pet, pets, behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools
New, Improved Cat
Tags:cat lover, cat lovers, cat person, cat people, cat, cats, feline, felines, obedient, obedience, thoughtful, thoughtfulness, considerate, consideration, update, updates, updated, genetic engineer, genetic engineers, genetic engineering, genetic modification, genetically modified, improved, improvement, improvements
"I thought you and the other robots might find these useful."
"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."
"How many times do I have to tell you to stay inside the bowl?"
Tags:pet, pets, fish, fishes, goldfish, goldfishes, beta, betta, betta fish, beta fish, exotic pet, exotic pets, exotic fish, marine, marine life, aquarium, aquariums, fishbowl, fish-bowl, fish bowl, kid, kids, child, children, obedient, obedience, surreal, absurd, surrealism, surrealist, parent, parents, parenting
"Thanks for waiting for me, Jocko, but I still can't play. I've decided to go for a Ph.D."
Tags:graduation, graduations, college, colleges, university, universities, ceremony, ceremonies, commencement, commencements, education, graduating, graduate, graduates, student, students, higher education, postgraduate, postgraduates, masters, ph.d., phd, degree, degrees, academic, academics, academia, time, problem, problems, animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, waiting, patience, play, playing, loyal, loyalty, fidelity, obedience, devotion, devoted
"Here comes God. See you later."
A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.
Tags:tip, tips, tipping, tipping money, dog, dogs, slipper, slippers, fetch, fetches, fetching, dog trick, dog tricks, obedient, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, profit, profits, motive, motives, motivation, motivations, motivating, make money, makes money, greed, greedy, greediness, best friend, man's best friend
"Go home to you wife." "You go home to her."
Tags:bartender, bartenders, bar-tending, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, obedient, obedience, customer service, good service, good customer service, bad customer, bad customers, drowning you sorrows, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationship, long-term relationships, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes
"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
Tags:dog, dogs, hyper, hyperactive, hyperactivity, manic, mania, maniac, maniacs, ball, chase, chases, chasing, fetch, fetches, fetching, pant, pants, panting, train, trains, training, trainer, trainers, dog training, obedience, obedience school, obedience schools, doggy, second take, take two, try again, trying again, rehearsal, rehearsals, rehearsing
"I don't care if you do think I'm 'dissing' you... I want you in the story corner NOW!"
"Well, all the qualifications are here; 'sit', 'stay', 'roll over', 'beg'…."
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, obedience, obedient, good dog, good dogs, good boy, business, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, office life, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, interview, interviews, job interview, job interviews, applicant, applicants, candidate, candidates, cv, c.v., curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, job, jobs, hiring, qualification, qualifications, sit, stay, roll over, beg, qualified, commands
My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
Tags:bumper sticker, bumper stickers, bumpersticker, bumperstickers, honor student, honor students, honour student, honour students, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, proud parent, proud parent, proud father, proud fathers, pet, pets, dog, dogs, obedience, obedient, obedience training, obedience school, obedience schools
The World's Most Powerful Computer
Tags:modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, modern tech, modern technology, modern technologies, computer, computers, pc, pcs, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, powerful computer, powerful computers, obey, obedience, obedient, super computer, super computers, ai, artificial intelligence
"Do you, Daisy, promise to love, honor, and, in particular, obey Mr. Singer? To beg, sit, stay, heel, and roll over until death do you part?"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog owner, dog owners, relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, promise, promises, love, honour, honor, obey, beg, sit, stay, heel, roll over, trick, tricks, dog trick, dog tricks, obedience, training, death, strange, unusual