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"But stay off the couch."
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'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'
Sunshine Dog Obedience School
A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.
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"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
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My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
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'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'
"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."
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Give a dog a bad name.....
Obedience Training / "If you don't understand a command, play stupid. If you are stupid, play dead."
"Did Prince get any homework from obedience school?"
'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'
"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."
"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."
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Obedience school was tough. Especially the homework, which he would do and then eat.
'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'
Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.
Obedience School/Disobedience School.
Quiz for dogs.
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'Sit, Rollover, Heel'
"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."
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"They never give us homework in obedience school. They know we'd just eat it anyway."
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"I'd go to obedience school, but I don't want to take out any student bones."
"I'm working my way through obedience school."
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"You're hired. Stay!"