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"But stay off the couch."
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'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'
Sunshine Dog Obedience School
A dog brings a man his slippers, and receives a tip.
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"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."
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My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
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'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'
Give a dog a bad name.....
"Once I finish obedience school, I plan to stray around Europe for a year."
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"Did Prince get any homework from obedience school?"
'It's very advanced. They start with simple commands - sit, come, fetch - and then work up to retrieving lost computer files.'
Quiz for dogs.
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Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.
Obedience School/Disobedience School.
"I'd invite you in, but my crap is all over the place."
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"They never give us homework in obedience school. They know we'd just eat it anyway."
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"I'd go to obedience school, but I don't want to take out any student bones."
"I'm working my way through obedience school."
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'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'
'I'm obedient and I'll work like a dog.'
"In obedience school, I was voted 'Most likely to chew a slipper'."
"Obedience school prepared me for everything but cats."
'Because they don't have Montessori Schools for dogs.'
"This is what happens when you marry an obedience school dropout."
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Max reflects on what he might have become if only he didn't drop out of obedience school.