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"O.K., I'm sitting. What is it?"
Tags:sit, sits, sitting, trick, tricks, dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, emergency, emergencies, emergency phone call, emergency phone calls, sit down, sitting downs, phone call, phone calls, obedience, obedient, obedience training, bad news, bearer of bad news, message, messages, messenger, messengers, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers
"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"
Tags:dog, dogs, dog trick, dog tricks, obedience training, dog training, canine, canines, good dog, newspaper, newspapers, pup, pups, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, headline, headlines, bad news, current events, avoidance, avoidance tactic, dog trainer, dog trainers, martini, martinis, relaxation, evening paper
"I see high school, college, and business school, but I don't see obedience school."
Tags:qualifications, dog training, obedience training, puppy training, cv, curriculum vitae, resume, resumes, interview, interviews, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, animal, animals, office, offices, businessman, businessmen, business, businesses, executive, executives
"That's right - I'm talking to you."
"Just six months ago, he was completely feral."
'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'
My dog is an honor student at the Curtis Obedience School.
Tags:bumper sticker, bumper stickers, bumpersticker, bumperstickers, honor student, honor students, honour student, honour students, brag, brags, bragging, braggart, braggarts, proud parent, proud parent, proud father, proud fathers, pet, pets, dog, dogs, obedience, obedient, obedience training, obedience school, obedience schools
"Yes, I'm talking to you. I believe you're the only Sparky in the house."
"First you have to earn their trust."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, walking the dog, dog walking, walkies, trust, earning trust, earn their trust, confidence, trustworthy, leash, leashes, collar, collars, role-reversal, role reversal, swapping roles, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, puppy, puppies, new dog, new dogs, obedience training
'What about the arts? I need to learn MORE than just obedience!'
"When I beep you, you come!"
'I don't know why, but whenever I hear ringing I order pavlova.'
"Did Prince get any homework from obedience school?"
Obedience Training / "If you don't understand a command, play stupid. If you are stupid, play dead."
"Lucky, I Said Heel!"
Every wife's dream conversation.
Tags:married life, married couple, married couples, marital problem, marital problems, marriage problem, marriage problems, husband, husbands, wife, wives, dream conversation, dream conversations, married bliss, obedience training, trained idiot, happy marriage battle of the sexes, gender difference, gender differences
"Chauncy's getting better...at least this time he only chewed up one of your slippers!"
'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'
"He's refusing to take off his medal."
"Feeling better? I taught him to heal."
"Sit, beg, fetch. There - that's all the dog crap I know. Now buzz off."
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog lover, dog lovers, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, obedience trainer, obedience training, obedience trainers, puppy training, dog walk, dog walks, dog walker, dog walkers, dog walking, training command, training commands, dog command, dog commands
"Every time I do this they call it an accident. Really though, it's all a choice."
Tags:dog, dogs, potty training, potty trained, potty train, toilet train, toilet trained, toilet training, accident, accidents, pup, pups, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, dog training, dog trainer, dog trainers, obedience training, territory marking, canine behavior, canine behaviour, dog behavior, dog behaviour, family pet, family pets
"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."