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Too Skinny, Too Fat
"All these years, and you haven't listened to a damn thing I've said, have you?"
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"Maybe you should worry less about kryptonite and more about office doughnuts."
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Frank's Diet Progress.
"I read in the paper that I'm fat and that you've got to sort it out!"
How to take advantage of Global warming and obesity.
"It's one of the side effects of a high protein diet."
"Guess your weight gain since you've been here"
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"And would you describe yourself as 'active', 'very active' or a 'lardy a**e waste of space'?"
'When I suggested you take some regular exercise, I didn't mean just coming in to see me EVERY day.'
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"In some ways it'll be a relief when the obesity time-bomb does finally go off."
"I thought you said these scales speak your weight?"
"So, you're saying Jack Sprat had a cholesterol problem and his wife was obese?"
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'I don't undersatnd Doc...the thing is I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive!'
'If you grow up to be half the man your father is, that will be plenty.'
'Only one at a time, please!'
'I really like Doctor Hammond...He's always so sympathetic when I cheat on my diet.'
"My diet book is outselling yours."
'...but he does put up a lovely shelf.'
"None of them could run, so we've introduced 'rolling' instead."
"I hadn't seen my feet for years, so the only sensible thing to do was to buy clown shoes."
"You've got the body of a teenager...unfortunately."
"Your weight problem is 1% genetic and 99% cheeseburger."
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I Whisper Your Weight.