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OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'
'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'
Carrot and stick method
'My objective is to have each student become more insightful, compassionate, introspective and empathetic. In your case I will settle for quiet.'
'My objective is to have each student become more insightful, compassionate, introspective, and empathetic. In your case, I will settle for quiet.'
Successful business man
'Of course I've never been married. That's how I maintain my objectivity.'
'Why didn't you tell me your investment objective was to avoid a portfolio meltdown?'
A candidate for a job in scientific research being tested for whether she is too impressionable for unbiased independent thinking.
'With a click of a key I can add objectives and a medial summary to each lesson plan. I wish it was that easy to add respect for teachers to each student.'
'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'
Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.
"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."
"'Lunch'? Well, yes - but what are your long-term goals?"
"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."
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'My investment objective is just to keep up with the price of gas and prescription drugs.'
'We can't go on meeting like this. It's not you I want - it's your job.'
"Click on your political views, and we'll slant the news accordingly."
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"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."
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'Day is day and night is night. That is the opinion of the management of this station. Here, with an opposing view, is an attorney...'
"Alright, settle down! Settle down!"
"As your coach, I try not to have any preconceptions about you, you self-righteous, dictatorial scumbag."
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"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"
"BJ is aware of your concerns, but he's waiting until your facts agree with his idea of reality."
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