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OK, we've defined the project objectives. Now it's time to establish the stakeholders.
'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'
'My investment objective is to keep up with my neighbors, the Joneses, who just won the lottery.'
Carrot and stick method
'My objective is to have each student become more insightful, compassionate, introspective and empathetic. In your case I will settle for quiet.'
'My objective is to have each student become more insightful, compassionate, introspective, and empathetic. In your case, I will settle for quiet.'
Successful business man
'Why didn't you tell me your investment objective was to avoid a portfolio meltdown?'
Man chasing carrot.
'With a click of a key I can add objectives and a medial summary to each lesson plan. I wish it was that easy to add respect for teachers to each student.'
'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'
A system of appraisal gives staff an opportunity to discuss their work objectives...
"'Lunch'? Well, yes - but what are your long-term goals?"
'My investment objective is just to keep up with the price of gas and prescription drugs.'
'I won't say you're fired. Let's just say maintaining your employment status is not consistent with our long-term institutional objectives.'
'We can't go on meeting like this. It's not you I want - it's your job.'
'It's a fake. But all the hanging around the water cooler is down 37%!'
Couple Arguing at Brokers
Gary Coleman's to-do list.
'I have some specific, unknown objectives for you to achieve.'
Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'
Sharks' Mission Statement
'Well, that's one off my bucket list!'
My investment objective is modest, I'd like to be able to pay my energy bills and my prescription drug bills.
"Could you elaborate on you Career Objectives section where you have 'Death to America the Great Satan'?"