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"Save for retirement now while you're still young, hot lean and sexy..."The voice of reason makes an obscene phone call.
"How that relates to the Social Security debate baffles me, Senator. But, since you ask, I'm nude from the waist down."
"Hello, is this Miss Davis, the nursery-school teacher? This is an obscene phone call, Miss Davis. Ca-ca, poo-poo, tushy, boom-boom..."
'I need a second opinion. Is this an obscene phone call or a patient with a respiratory problem?'
"I'm so fat and ugly. Even the obscene phone callers reverse the charges."
'What's the problem with your wife and the obscene phone calls?'
'This is not an obscene call - I'm huffing and puffing because I'm out of breath!'
'I don't mind the obscene phone calls. But I object to them reversing the charges.'
Snobscene phone call
'Take no notice - it's just an obscene smoke signal!'
'I got an obscene smoke signal today.'
"You had two calls while you were out...both obscene."
"Do you realise that, apart from the obscene phone calls, I don't hear another human voice all day?"