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"It makes a four star restaurant look pretty damn small and insignificant."
Tags:night sky, the night sky, star gazing, star gazer, star gazers, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, observatory, observatories, restaurant, four stars, four star rating, four star ratings, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, natural beauty, starry night, starry nights, clear night, clear nights, four star restaurant, four star restaurants
"If there really are 70 million other galaxies I definitely lost the office pool."
'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'
'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'
'Stop staring at my wife.'
"I just discovered another starbucks."
Tags:coffee chain, coffee chains, coffee shop, coffee shops, barista, baristas, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, discovery, discoveries, chain, chains, retailer, retailers, star, stars, new star, new stars
"The universe is expanding faster than ever, and I don't even feel a breeze."
Dr. McWit contemplates The Big Bank Theory
"So what if the universe was created in a big bang! So was I!"
'Celestial music, my eye. We were just picking up some FM station in Vienna.'
The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.
'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'
'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'
'Are you trying to give me a heart attack??!!'
'Watch this space.'
"What's wrong with this telescope? I can't see a blasted thing."
Tags:alien, aliens, scientist, scientists, observatory, observatories, telescope, telescopes, alien, aliens, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, astrophysics, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, star-gazing, star-gazer, star-gazers, star-gazing, martian, martians, lens cap, lens caps, physicist, ray gun, ray guns
"How many times have I told you? Never open the jar with the black hole in it!"
Tags:astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, stargazer, stargazers, stargazing, star gazer, star gazers, star gazing, astrophysics, astrophysicist, astrophysicists, physicist, physicists, observatory, observatories, scientist, scientists, black hole, black holes, black-hole, black-holes, lab, labs, laboratory, laboratories, telescope, telescopes
Science And Religion
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'A new planet'
'It's a black hole! Wait, what's all that debris? It looks like...hey, it's my letters to the editor, and my movie script submissions, and all the ideas I've ever put in the suggestion box.'
'Yes! That must be how it started! A huge, sudden expansion...release..um, rush...er...surge...uh...like a big...a big...'
One day, an astromer discovered that Orion's belt is actually unbuckled.
'Eureka! There it is! The perfect parking spot! Turn left and it's on your right side. But hurry!'