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"I'd love to, but I have a million lonely ritualistic things I need to do."
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'Obsessive compulsive, anxious, paranoid and mildly psychotic... but enough about me, let's talk about you!'
I Do Not have OCD
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'Obsessive-compulsives winning team'
'This was only driven back and forth in the driveway by an obsessive compulsive.'
"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."
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If God were OCD
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'...and here's a picture of the family arranged in FIFO order.'
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive compulsive please press 1 repeatedly. Co-dependent, please ask for someone to press 2. For multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
Raccoons, the obsessive compulsive hand washers of nature.
In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.
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"You're overthinking this."
"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."
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'See, it's not impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job.'
"I may be obsessive and I may be compulsive, but no way am I obsessive compulsive."
"Thanks, but can we hurry it along? I'm going to be late to my hoarders therapy session."
'Neat Freaks Anonymous' meeting schedule.
'No, no! Don't make my food touch! I'll talk! I'll talk!'
"I'm an obsessive compulsive but not necessisarily in that order."
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'The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.'
'Starting a vegetable garden has been a great way for Greg to relax and really get in touch with himself.'
Obsessives anon -"My name is Hadrian and I build walls."
'I couldn't sleep last night. . . then I realized I forgot to turn around in a circle three times before I went to bed. . .'
"I also thought it would be impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job."
'This probably isn't the most suitable punishment for him.'