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Compulsive Shoppers Quarterly.
"You are so organized!"
"They're not dingy, Mother, they're unbleached."
"You know, you misspelled 'perfectionist.'"
Data analysts realize their smart building has OCD.
"Being a retriever, donna, has nothing to do with being anal retentive."
I Do Not have OCD
'Obsessive-compulsives winning team'
Gustav Mahler orders a salad.
Psychologist to man with many pictures of him: 'Let's talk about this new obsession.'
"These pills will cure your O.C.D., but first I wonder if you could organize my shelves."
"Tell me about the constant hand washing."
'You won't get me to sit on the couch and discuss my obsession until I straighten things up, Dr Hunter.'
"They moved my bowl."
"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
'Get out of bed. It's nearly eleven.' - 'No, go away.' - 'Get out of bed or else!' - '...or else what?' - '...or else I turn your coat hangers the wrong way around.' - 'Okay! Wait! Wait! I'm up!'
Ronald is extremely compulsive.
'I can't stop thinking about that movie I saw last night...'
"Spin your partner round and round, then spin your partner round again, spin her round six more times, now touch the light switch near the door."
"So, let's start with your need to refer to your 'Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder' as 'C.D.O.' just so that it is in Alphabetical order."
"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."
'See, it's not impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job.'