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'Dude, it's time for you to hang it up,'
'My plan was to make money the old-fashioned way, but it turned out to be the OBSOLETE way.'
'You mean in the time it took me to walk from the counter to here this device has become obsolete?'
'What do you still pay for a landline phone when you both have a cell phone?!'
"My phone is over a week old. FYI, having an outdated device can emotionally scar a kid forever."
Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.
'Sorry Tin Man you have been replaced by a Samsung D800.'
Education Summit: Preparing our students for the 20th century.
'Those were the good old days leading Santa's sleigh. Then along came GPS...'
'You mean we'll now have to receive our subsidiary reports by telephone? How primitive!'
'Eh, what do you mean, you've paged me?'
The before-you-know-it-I'll-be-obsolete computer co.