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The (literal) birth of Venus.
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"Dammit! I swallowed another one!"
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'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'
'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'
"I'm thinking about freezing my eggs."
Tags:egg, eggs, penguin, penguins, reproduction, reproduce, reproduces, reproducing, pregnancy, pregnancies, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, sperm, fertility, fertility problem, fertility problems, child birth, childbirth, have a child, having a child, antarctica, fertility clinic, fertility clinics
'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'
'Oh, you cut the cord too?'
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"The doctor wanted me to let you know that everything is fine, but your c-section didn't go quite as planned. it was more like a 'K' section..."
Next gen pregnancy tests.
Tags:pregnancy tests, pregnancy sticks, social media, pregnancy test, pregnancy exam, pregnancy exams, social networking, social network, social networks, private life, public life, baby babies, ob gyn, ob-gyn, gynecology, gynecological, obstetrics, obstetricians, computers, technology, telecommunications, tech, wireless, mobile devices, wi-fi, wi fi, data, 4g, medical, health care, healthcare, modern life, privacy, pregnancy, pregnancies
'Suddenly my special Valentine's day delivery to her doesn't seem like the most special delivery today...'
'Grandma, does the hospital charge by the pound when people have babies?'
"Oh, I fainted! Please tell me you filmed that, Baby - that'll go viral online for sure!"
Tags:baby, babies, childbirth, childbirths, obstetrics, obgyn, ob-gyn, gynecology, baby delivery, social media, social network, social networks, modern fad, modern fads, labour, labor, maternity ward, maternity wards, smartphones, filming, recording, video taping, videotaping, video recording, home films, home movies, family videos, baby videos, baby movies, technology, mothers, fathers, telecommunications, special moments, celebrations
'A woman obsetrician! What do women know about that sort of thing?'
'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'
"How soon can I start her on fad diets?"
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'Don't worry Judy. We have a new procedure for difficult births. We simply insert a Slip 'n slide, turn on the sprinkler and whoosh!'
Obstetrician's office: Innies and Outies.
'He's lookin' at me!'
"Move the sign!"
'Are there instructions for these pregnancy pillows? 'Cuz I think something went really wrong.'
'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'
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'Okay, now in order to start your epidural, I'm gonna need you to curl up into a ball. My assistant, Mindy, who's a 90 lb. contortionist, will show you how easy it is ... '
Tags:epidural, epidurals, pregnancy, pregnancies, mother, mothers, expectant, expecting, expecting mothers, expectant mothers, ob gyn, obstetrics, obstetrician, obstetricians, nurse, nursing, baby, babies, baby wards, hospital, hospitals, medical, contortionist, contortionists, maternity ward, maternity wards
'Honey, what's the return policy on this baby?'
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'We decided to change the name of our practice to appeal to the young, hip demographic.'
Tags:medicine, clinic, medical clinics, medical clinic, ob gyn, obstetrics, obstertrician, obstertricians, gynecologists, gyneacologist, gyneacologists, gyneacology, gynecology, women's health, female health, doctor's office, doctor, doctors, nurse, omg, texting, communications, communications, text, texts, abbreviation, abbreviations, shorthand, slang, anagram, anagrams