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Mathematics lesson - Equilateral triangle, isoceles triangle, obtuse triangle, and bermuda triangle.
'Can you see what time it is?' - 'Yes, perfectly. Thanks for asking!' - 'Are you being deliberately obtuse?' - 'Why would you think that?' - 'What time is it, then?' - 'I'd say about one million, give or take...'
'The idea bureaucracy is on the increase is RIDICULOUS... and I have the reports to prove it!'
"You must be at least this thick to go on this ride."
Nigel should have realised at the induction, that his future boss was unsympathetic
'Product placement is getting so obtrusive.'
"Darling, all the warmth has gone out of our relationship..."
'Now that guy is really obtuse. . . and I'm not talking about the angle of the triangle of his fin.'
Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.
"How do you feel after six days of creating?"
"If it's got a lifetime guarantee why are you trying to sell me an extended warranty?"
"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"
"Of course we listen to our customers - we wouldn't miss their screams for anything!"
"One question, what's a share option?"
"Not you Ackroyd, this is a think tank meeting."
'Darling, there'll soon be the pitter patter of tiny feet.'
"...it all started when I was sixteen and I sent away for one of those 'Get Rich Quick' schemes."
Clancy:Asking the Time
"-And this property even has a swimming pool!"
'How was I supposed to know you were saving the cake for something special?'
"Of course it's square! It would roll away if it wasn't!"
...The thing is I hardly eat enough to keep a sparrow alive!
'I still don't understand darling. What are you trying to say?'
A New Study Suggests People in the Middle East Wouldn't fight all the Time If They Had Ice Hockey
"I will continue to articulate what I believe- and what I believe. I believe what I believe is right."