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Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, pet owner, pet owners, cat owner, cat owners, feed me, food, empty bowl, empty dish, food bowl, cat food, hungry, hunger, starve, starving, magician, magicians, bad magician, bad magicians, magic act, magic acts, magic, mind reader, mind readers, reading minds, telepathy, telepathic, obvious, hint, self-evident, oblivious
Skier looking at a sign with arrows pointing in different directions all reading "SNOW."
Tags:skier, skiers, skiing, ski, skis, sport, sports, winter, mountain, mountains, snow, direction, directions, lost, confused, sign, signs, signage, unhelpful, useless, obvious, route, routes, arrow, arrows, pointing, course, courses, path, paths, choice, choices, limited choices, decision, decisions, options, option, limited options
"It's the most blatant violation of park rules I've ever seen."
Tags:park, parks, national park, national parks, yellowstone, animal, animals, bear, bears, wild, wildlife, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, waiter, waiters, server, servers, waitress, waitresses, violation, violations, violating, rule, rules, blatant, obvious, don't feed the animals, regulation, regulations, environment, nature, unnatural, environmental issues
Tags:kangaroo, kangaroos, pouch, pouches, cosmetic, cosmetics, surgery, surgeries, zip, zips, zipper, zippers, bum bag, bum bags, fake, fakes, augmented, augments, plastic, plastics, appearance, appearances, australia, australian, obvious, stand out, stands out, mother, mothers, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Just as I thought. You have bones.'
"I should warn you, I'm expecting a call."
"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."
Tags:mechanic, mechanics, repair, repairing, workshop, workshops, work shop, work shops, engineer, engineers, diagnose, diagnosis, problem, problems, broken, broke, car, cars, motor, motors, motorcars, motorcar, engine, engines, carburetor, understatement, obvious, clear, expert, technician, technicians, repairman, repairmen, clearly, obviously, jargon, garage, garages
Tags:cow, cows, bull, bulls, moo, noise, noises, crossword, crosswords, armchair, armchairs, chair, chairs, logic, logical, simple, obvious, easy, trivia, trivial, animal noise, animal noises, farm, farms, farmyard, farmyards, clue, clues, answer, answers, countryside, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I haven't always been a cowboy, you know."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, pirate, pirates, piracy, career, careers, career change, career changes, change, changes, telltale sign, telltale signs, obvious, sign, signs, horse, horses, cowpoke, cowpokes, western, westerns, sea pirate, sea pirates, peg leg, peg legs, job, jobs, new job, new jobs, new role, new roles
"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."
Tags:football, american football, football player, football players, interview, interviews, interviewed, cliche, cliches, cliched, game, games, match, matches, point, points, score, scores, scoring, sports journalist, sports journalists, banal, banality, obvious, agile, test, tests, pretentious, pretentiousness, self-important, self-importance
"Read any good books lately?"
Tags:date, dates, dating life, dating world, beauty, beautiful, compatible, compatibility, incompatible, romance, romancing, romantic, couple, couples, flirt, get to know, getting to know, life with, bookworm, book worm, bookworms, book worm, book, books, novel, novels, library, librarians, librarian, book lover, book lovers, literature, literary, lit, lit major, read, reading, avid reader, readers, reader, novel, novels, irony, ironic, obvious
"I shouldn't be telling you, but the artist's real name is J. K. Rowling."
Tags:j.k. rowling, pseudonym, pen name, pen-name, pseudonyms, pen-names, pen names, robert galbraith, nom de plume, nom-de-plume, alias, aliases, art, artists, gallery, galleries, gallery, exhibit, exhibition, exhibitions, exhibits, common knowledge, obvious, obviously, impressed, impressive, over-impressed, writer, writers, amaze, amazed, amazing, fan, fans
"This is why you read the instructions."
Tags:instruction, instructions, owner's manual, owners manual, manual, cowboy, cowboys, horses, horse, riding, ride, horseriding, piggyback, piggy back, obvious, easy, clear, lesson, regret, ignorant, mistake, mistakes, obviously, cow boy, cow boys, read, reading, guide, guides, learn, learning, hard way, ignore, ignores
Police Lineup Escape
"If he has a tell, I haven't found it."
Tags:poker, gambling, gamblers, chip, chips, bet, betting, bets, tell, sign, signal, tells, signs, signals, tell-tail, tell tail, bluff, bluffing, bluffs, obvious, oblivious, bluffed, bluffer, dog, dogs, cat, cats, pet, pets, canine, canines, feline, felines, wag, wagging, wagging tail, tail, wags, wagged, texas hold 'em, texas-hold-em, texas hold em
"We found the spare key under the welcome mat."
Tags:royal, royalty, king, kings, welcome, welcome mat, medieval, olden days, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, peasant, peasants, revolt, revolts, castle, castles, unrealistic, parallel, rich, poor, overthrow, rebellion, rebels, peasants revolt, key, keys, easy, entry, oversight, foolish, obvious, throne, crown, class warfare, warfare, revolution, revolutions, history, combination
"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."
Tags:giraffe, giraffes, trench coat, trenchcoat, trench coats, trenchcoats, totem pole trench, totem pole, absurd, weasel, weasels, fool, fooled, foolish, obvious, disguise, disguised, disguising, disguises, kids trenchcoat, totem-pole, impersonate, love, date, dating, truth, confess, confession, confessions, dishonesty, dishonest, deception, deceptions
"I have an extra tall coconut for Randy? Randy? Anyone? Randy?"
Tags:barista, barrista, barristas, baristas, coffees, coffee, coconut, coconuts, castaways, desert island, desert islands, shop, shops, retail outlet, retail outlets, marooned, maroon, shipwrecked, island, castaway, customer service, lonely, customer, customers, business, employee, employees, obvious, pay attention, paying attention, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee bar, coffee bars
"Hey! Elbows off the table."
Tags:manner, manners, sarcasm, obvious, obviously, discipline, polite, politeness, no phones at the table, ignore, ignored, kid, kids, child, ignorance, parenting, parent, parents, parental, modern, modern life, social, social media, tech, technology, gadget, gadgets, app, apps, phone, phones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobile phones, mobiles, cell, cells, cell phones
Tags:agreement, agreements, bipartisan, bipartisanship, political polarization, politically polarized, political divide, political divides, political division, political divisions, divided country, divided countries, area of agreement, areas of agreement, murder, murders, murdering, minimum, bare minimum, obvious, obviousness, disagreement, disagreements, partisan, partisans, partisanship, agreement, agreements
'Lungs, normal. Heart, normal. Kidneys, normal. For the life of me, I can't figure out where your pain is coming... wait. Do you play hockey?'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, nhl, national hockey league, hockey puck, hockey pucks, puck, pucks, doctor, doctors, pain, pains, check up, check ups, checkup, checkups, mystery, mysteries, mysterious, hit, hits, dent, dents, dented, denting, smack, smacks, smacked, obvious, diagnosis, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'That rash on your stomach is a telltale sign of mercury poisoning.'