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"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, house trained, house-trained, house training, toilet trained, toilet training, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops, help, blame, blame game, blame games, blame-game, blame-games, waiter, waiters, cocktail party, cocktail parties, party, parties, server, servers, caterer, caterers, catering, blaming, blamed, obvious suspect, obvious suspects
"Ya, that's right. Blame the help!"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, dog poo, dog poos, dog poop, dog poops, obvious suspect, obvious suspects, blame, blamegame, blame game, blame games, scapegoat, scapegoats, party, parties, waiter, waiters, server, servers, eating out, eat out, catering, caterer, caterers, catering service, catering services, bad dog, bad dogs, naughty dog, naughty dogs, house trained, house training, house train
"How do you know it's my leaves clogging the shower drain?"
"The Intelligence bureau has informed me that there´s a spy amongst us."
"The butler did it."
"What happened to my piece of cake?"
Tags:cake, cakes, pastry, leftovers, leftover, left-over, left-overs, snake, serpent, serpents, fridge, fridges, fridge raid, snack, snacks, snacking, suspect, suspects, obvious suspect, obvious suspects, fridge raids, sweet tooth, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, guilt, guiltiness, guilty, pastries, left overs, snakes, kitchen, eating, swallowing
"Someone's been sitting on my network and used it to pirate these movies!"
"Who ordered just a green salad?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurant, eating out, green salad, green salads, salad, salads, food order, food orders, vegetarians, food chain, herbivore, herbivores, waiters, server, servers, garden snail, garden snails, obvious suspect, vegetarian, insalata verde, waiter, restaurant order, ordering, snail, snails
"Okay, who is responsible for this???!"
"Someone order 380 plankton-pizzas?"
"Well, well, well. Harris was the mole all along!"
Dog shops online
"Gee, I wonder who got into my cake???"
The Big Bad Wolf
"Me?! Me?!!! He's the carnivore. Why don't you ask HIM what happened to Fred?"
Tags:dinosaur, dinosaurs, cavemen, tyrannosaurus, tyrannosaurus rex, scapegoat, scapegoats, blame game, blame games, deflecting blame, deflect blame, obvious suspect, obvious suspects, caveman, denial, trump, trumpsters, trumpster, carnivore, carnivorous, tyranosaurus, rex, trex, deflect, lie, blame, maga, usa, gop, politician, personality, cult, carnivores
"Can you see the crook?"
"Hmmm...Looks like somebody had a grudge against him. Did he have any enemies?"
"Well ONE of you squealed to the cops! And when I find out who..."
"Man it's freezing in here! I don't know who it is but someone keeps turning off the heating!"
'No prizes for guessing who the print belongs to."
Camp Security we'd like to see
Tags:summer camp, summer camps, mosquito, mosquitoes, mosquito, summertime, summer-time, bite, bites, guilty verdict, guilty verdicts, obvious suspect, disguise, disguises, mosquito bite, mosquito bites, bug bite, bug bites, bug, bugs, camp site, camp sites, camp security, security guard, security guards
"Do the math, we've got a missing seal and you're a killer-whale. . . this confession ain't gonna sign itself, buddy!"
'Somebody keeps snapping all the stud boards in half. Anybody know anything about this?'
Tags:karate, karate board chop, karate chop, karate chops, martial art, suspect, suspects, stud board, stud boards, workers, workplace, employee conduct, codes of conduct, home improvement, retail, boss, bosses, managers, supervisors, coworkers, martial arts, jobs, employers, diy shop, diy shops, diy store, diy stores, obvious suspect
"Who threw that?"
"Sir, all I'm saying is that, maybe just this once, we shouldn't discount the possibility that a butler did it."