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"Anything new on that meteor?"
Tags:news, the news, oblivious, obviousness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ignorant, ignorance, meteor, meteors, newspaper, newspapers, news stand, news stands, newsagent, newsagents, end of the world, end of the earth, the apocalypse, apocalypse, blindness, short sighted, short-sighted, short sightedness, short-sightedness
"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"
Tags:tunnel of doom, theme park, theme parks, amusement park, amusement parks, theme park ride, theme park rides, warning, fair warning, warning sign, warnings, warnings signs, disclaimer, disclaimers, sue, suing, lawsuit, lawsuits, cover you back, covering your back, oblivious, obviousness, unaware, fairground, fairgrounds, ride, rides, roller coaster, roller coasters
Police Lineup Escape
Tags:agreement, agreements, bipartisan, bipartisanship, political polarization, politically polarized, political divide, political divides, political division, political divisions, divided country, divided countries, area of agreement, areas of agreement, murder, murders, murdering, minimum, bare minimum, obvious, obviousness, disagreement, disagreements, partisan, partisans, partisanship, agreement, agreements
"The stock market was down because more people wanted to sell stocks than buy them."
Tags:the stock market, stock market, stocks and shares, buying shares, selling shares, stock market analyst, stock market analysts, obvious, obviousness, pointing out the obvious, modern life, modern times, expert, experts, expert analysis, fakes news, news, the news, news reader, newsreader, news commentator, news commentators, tv news, television news, news program, news programs, news programme, news programme, recession, the recession, investor, investors
"Aside from huge amounts of money, my wants are very few."
Tags:gentleman's club, gentleman's clubs, gentlemans club, gentlemans clubs, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, perspective, perspectives, want for nothing, upper class, the upper classes, privilege, privileges, privileged, male pale stale, money, wealth, wealthy, out of touch, oblivious, obviousness, selfish, selfishness
"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"
Tags:hide, hides, hiding, loot, money, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, safehouse, safe house, safe houses, money launderer, money launderers, money laundering, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, hide money, hides money, hiding money, pillowcase, pillowcases, sock away, socks away, prison guard, prison guards, ignore the obvious, ignoring the obvious, obviousness, search, searches, searching, master thief, master thieves, master criminal, master criminals
"Hey! Guess what?"
Tags:desert island, desert islands, desert, deserts, perspective, perspectives, perspective trick, perspective tricks, illusion, illusions, optical illusion, optical illusions, escape, escapes, escaping, pay attention, pays attention, paying attention, sand, sandy, marooned, obvious, obviousness, mistake, mistakes, mistaken
"Well, there he goes. Man, I can't believe he bit on that."
"Somehow or other he keeps spotting us!"
Tags:fbi, federal bureau of investigation, uniform, uniforms, raid, raids, raiding, giveaway, giveaways, telltale sign, telltale signs, camouflage, camo, blend, blends, blend in, blends in, blending in, spot, spots, obvious, obviousness, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, get made, getting made, law enforcement, cop, cops, undercover
"Ah-ha! You are not happy."
"I'd never say this if Matt weren't in a text trance, but I'm having a fling with our FreshDirect guy."
Tags:smartphone, smartphones, phone, phones, mobile, mobiles, cell, cells, cellphone, cellphones, text, texting, text trance, distracted, distraction, distractions, modern technology, modern technologies, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, oblivious, obviousness, secret keeping, keeping secrets, cheat, cheater, cheaters, infidelity, two timing, two timer, two timers, extramarital, extramarital affairs, affair, affairs, adulterer, adulterers, unfaithfulness
'And what do you do?'
"If you must know, Jimmy, you came from a box in front of the market. It said 'Free Kittens.'"
Tags:adoption, adoptions, adopt, adopted, adoption story, adoption stories, orphan, orphans, orphaned, free kitten, free kittens, kitten, kittens, cat, cats, species, different species, obvious, obviousness, adopted child, adopted children, biological parent, biological parents, parent, parents, parenting
'He likes to point out the obvious.'
"Me, ambivalent? ...Well, yes and no...."
"East West, Up, Down."
"'What for?' What d'you mean 'what for?'"
"You know what Dad, maybe you make it too obvious to predators that you're old and sick..."
Tags:antelope, antelopes, predator, predators, prey, prey upon, preys upon, evolution, darwinism, darwin, survival of the fittest, camouflage, camouflages, camouflaging, dialysis, iv, iv needle, iv needles, feeble, enfeebled, obvious, obviousness, subtle, subtlety, subtleties, cane, canes, walking stick, walking sticks, thin the herd, thinning the herd
"Yes, you are speaking to Grandma."
"Now, what seems to be the problem?"
'Yes, this is my first time at speed dating. Is it that obvious?'