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Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.
'This takes the guesswork out of choosing the site for our new headquarters.'
'Excuse me,Sir, but me and the rest of the work force think this dress code probably violates OSHA rules.'
'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'
Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.
"We'll have to come back for that last one tomorrow buddy...it's an occupational health and safety issue!!"
'They hate it when you carry the test tubes that way.'
'I'm glad you two have finally met.'
'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'
'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'
'I see a labor union dispute coming.'
'If only someone had listened when Harry complained about the flourescent lighting!'
'I appreciate what you've done for science ... now drop the bonus request, or I'll swat you.'
'My work? It's been pretty stressful lately.'
The blow dryer needed more testing.
'Avoid the elevators, avoid the flu,' reasoned Henry.
'Bob will be Godzilla in this structural integrity test.'
'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'
Nurse to impaled patient: 'You the tossed salad accident?'
'Ouch! I thought this was supposed to be 'softball'?'
'Hey, if you can't stand the heat, then ... we need to adjust the thermostat in your office.'
'Take my advice, and never look in the back of your computer.'
Hold on until I punch the time clock.
I win...you blinked.
"I knew my concrete wingtips would come in handy one day."