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"Don't let it get away!"
Tags:catch, catches, catching, big fish, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, trip, trips, kraken, krakens, squid, squids, giant squid, giant squids, octopus, octopuses, octopi, one that got away, hook, hooks, hooking, father-son activity, father-son activities, bonding, bonding time, bonding times, father-son bond, father-son bonds, ocean, ocean life, sea monster, sea monsters
"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."
Tags:relationship, couples, couple, date, dating, octopus, octopuses, octopi, fish, fishes, arms, guns, biceps, biceps, muscle, muscles, muscular, muscular men, squid, squids, octoped, show off, show-off, showing off, brag, bragger, bragging, annoy, annoying, masculine, masculinity, body building, hypermascultinity, hyper-masculinity, hype masculinity, gender issues, self image, self presentation, self-image, self-presentation, body builder, argument, arguments
'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'
"If you hold it up to your ear you can hear the sloshing sound of trillions of dollars worth of unsecured debt."
Tags:octopus, octopi, octopuses, sea life, marine life, slosh, sloshing, sloshed, trillions, debt, indebted, debts, unsecured debt, loans, collateral, national debt, piling up, debt piling up, deficit, deficits, indebtedness, exploitation, exploit, greed, greedy, gluttonous, gluttony, life lesson, life lessons, banker, bankers, investment banker, investment bankers
Ollie the Uncreative Octopus
'This whole secret handshake thing was your idea, so YOU figure out how to undo it!'
"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
Tags:pacific, atlantic, octopus, octopuses, octopi, squid, squids, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, sea animal, sea animals, sea life, sea-life, ocean animal, ocean animals, marine life, trust issue, trust issues, habitat, habitats, political view, political views, xenophobia, xenophobe, xenophobes, xenophobic
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
Aquatic lost property
'Gee, talk about body language!'
Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.
What My Kid Looks Like When We Share A Bed
"You're tough to shop for."
Tags:shop, shops, shopping, present, presents, gift, gifts, birthday, birthdays, octopus, octopuses, octopi, cephalopod, cephalopods, picky, pickiness, choosy, christmas, partner, partners, spouse, spouses, clothing, body shape, body shapes, unusual, shop, shops, shopping, holiday shopping, holidays
"Welcome to the real 'Octopus's Garden.'"
'It's really unlucky: It's the one I write with...'
Octopus is hooked up to ink I.V. in hospital bed.
'I don't care if 'octopusses' is correct; I still prefer 'octopi.''
'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'
Tags:octopus, octopi, octopuses, animals, animal, bedtime, wet the bed, wetting, the bed, beds, sleeping, sleep trouble, trouble sleeping, inking, ink, son, dad, father, fathering, parenthood, trust, reassurance, child, children, bed wetter, bed wetting, secrets, secret, medical, bedwetting, bed wetting, bed wetter, bed wetters, family life, secret, secrets
"Your 'Low On Ink' light is lit."
Tags:octopus, octopi, octopuses, marine biologist, marine biologists, marine biology, sealife, sea life, ocean life, printer, printers, printing, prints, print, low ink, low on ink, ink cartridge, ink cartridges, octopus ink, squid ink, squid, evolution, evolve, evolves, evolving, warning light, warning lights, coral reef, coral reefs
"You'll outgrow it. I inked the bed when I was young, too."
'Never mind how it happened, go get your mother!'
'I keep them around for unruly octopi, or giant radioactive spiders... you know, just in case.'
octopus sits beneath a calendar marked 'Octoper'.
Pygmy giant squid
"I can't stand those preppy types."
Tags:prep, preppy, preppies, fashionable, appearances, appearance, style, squid, fashions, octopuses, octopus, octopi, cliques, clique, clothes, fancy, conceit, conceited, vain, vanity, rich, money, wealth, date, dates, personality clash, personality clashes, envy, envious, jealous, jealousy, country club, country clubs