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"Looks like this fellow you came across could be bigger than we thought!"
"Don't let it get away!"
Tags:catch, catches, catching, big fish, fish, fishes, fishing trip, fishing trips, trip, trips, kraken, krakens, squid, squids, giant squid, giant squids, octopus, octopuses, octopi, one that got away, hook, hooks, hooking, father-son activity, father-son activities, bonding, bonding time, bonding times, father-son bond, father-son bonds, ocean, ocean life, sea monster, sea monsters
"The back of the house? Didn't I already show you that?"
Tags:real estate, real estate agent, real estate agents, real estate agency, real estate agencies, estate agent, estate agents, estate agency, estate agencies, property agency, property agencies, property agent, property agents, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, octopus, home, homes, house, houses, back of the house, hide, hiding, hidden, problem, problems, flaw, flaws, home inspection, home inspector, home inspectors, buying a home, buying a house, dangerous, danger, risk, risky
"It's not about the eight arms, Roy—it's that you keep calling them 'guns'."
Tags:relationship, couples, couple, date, dating, octopus, octopuses, octopi, fish, fishes, arms, guns, biceps, biceps, muscle, muscles, muscular, muscular men, squid, squids, octoped, show off, show-off, showing off, brag, bragger, bragging, annoy, annoying, masculine, masculinity, body building, hypermascultinity, hyper-masculinity, hype masculinity, gender issues, self image, self presentation, self-image, self-presentation, body builder, argument, arguments
Tags:out to lunch, lunch, crazy, crazed, craziness, gone crazy, mad, gone mad, insane, gone insane, surreal, surrealism, strange, strange image, sign, signs, signage, play on words, word play, word-play, shop, shops, store, stores, storefront, shopfront, closed, closed for lunch, open, octopus, balloon, clown, scary, scared, modern life, work, working, working world, modern, modern world
"Intimidating, isn't it?"
Tags:intimidation, intimidating, intimidate, intimidates, squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, wildlife, hunting trophy, hunting trophies, fishing trophy, fishing trophies, sea monster, sea monsters, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, corporate culture, corporate environment, corporate hierarchy, corporate hierarchies
'I brought my sister. Did you bring my frisbee?'
"Well, we found out what's been clogging up your drains!"
Tags:drain, drains, clog, clogs, clogging, monster, monsters, tentacle, tentacles, plumber, plumbers, plumbing problem, plumbing problems, clogged, clogged drain, clogged drains, bathroom, bathrooms, home repair, home repairs, home maintenance, basement, basements, kraken, giant squid, giant squids, squid, squids, octopus, octopuses, giant octopus, giant octopuses
"So much for that vintage!"
'I thought you'd be better at multitasking.'
"I think something's wrong with the baby, dear!"
Ollie the Uncreative Octopus
'This whole secret handshake thing was your idea, so YOU figure out how to undo it!'
"I'm going out the hatch and take a shot at it- they're delicious with garlic butter."
Tags:science fiction, sci fi, sci-fi, octopus, octopuses, cuisine, garlic butter, alien, aliens, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrials, martian, martians, spacemen, spaceman, space men, space man, space exploration, cook, cooks, cooking, space station, space stations, monster, monsters, attack, attacks, attacked, under siege, underreaction, under reaction, underreact, under react, sea food
Octopus Shadow Puppets
"I don't trust the Atlantic and I don't trust the Pacific."
Tags:pacific, atlantic, octopus, octopuses, octopi, squid, squids, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, sea animal, sea animals, sea life, sea-life, ocean animal, ocean animals, marine life, trust issue, trust issues, habitat, habitats, political view, political views, xenophobia, xenophobe, xenophobes, xenophobic
'Every time he tells this story the Fisherman gets smaller.'
"Fifth hand. Pale chartreuse."
"Wow! That last wave was sure a big one!"
Aquatic lost property
'Gee, talk about body language!'
"Honsetly Fred, we just got here and you want to go home."
Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.
Octopus Diver Trap
What My Kid Looks Like When We Share A Bed