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The Complete Cycle.
'Honestly, Harold, no one else but you would put up a poster about a lost sock!'
'It's a surveillance camera. Now, I'll finally be able to find out how all the socks keep disappearing.'
Great British Eccentrics.
'In another universe parallel to our own.'
"The bad news....we have to remove the leg. The good news...No more unused odd socks!"
'I was just looking at all the single socks we have when it dawned on me that I could knit them into a jacket for you!'
"Lost" socks are not accepted into society until after they have stolen a pair of your reading glasses.
"I'm sorry Bob. After you disappeared, I made a new life with Fred."
'So, Mrs Goat, the X-ray of your stomach has solved a famous mystery: Where do odd socks go?'
'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'
'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'
'I've had it with your sock fetish.'
It was becoming increasingly clear that James Moore would one day become Canada's heritage minister.
'A momentary rift in the space-time continuum.'
'And each one comes with a tiny GPS transmitter to help you find it in the laundry.'
'Thanks for pointing out that I'm wearing odd shoes but don't worry, I have another pair at home just like them...'
Crisis Counseling for Odd Socks.
'I'm stepping outside my comfort zone.' - 'How, exactly?' - 'Ta da! Odd socks.' - 'They look identical...' - '...but they're from separate multipacks.' - 'I want this conversation refunded!'
Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...
No more lost socks, dear! I'm tracking this load through every cycle!
'Do you have any idea how many dryer related cases we get around here?!'
'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'
'You wouldn't believe the number of odd socks I have...'
"Most men have a drawer full of odd socks. My husband has a drawer full of odd drawers."