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"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."
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'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'
"Yo! - try to stay focused."
Dear Greeks - Our sincere thanks for the giant wooden horse! What a wonderful surprise when we...
'Are we there yet?'
Cyclops: One eye, zero depth perception.
"Tell the king they've sent a trojan virus!"
Years after it was retired from battle, the Trojan Horse kept right on rockin'.
Trojan horse with a satellite dish.
The Trojan Horse poops alphabet blocks.
'Look, Daddy! Somebody bought me a pony for my birthday!'
"This must be the pony daddy ordered for his little princess."
'Sure, bring her on. I've always wanted to work on one of these babies.'
'And there is where you put the batteries.'
'Guess who wants a giant-sized monocle?'
'Is it ethically sourced?'
'What do you mean you can't find the key?'
Nothing of value left in here overnight.
Somewhere near the city of Troy, circa the 13th century BC.
"I think someone's trying to play games with us."
How The Cyclops Got Tricked Into Buying Glasses