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"On the other hand, it's not like I wake up every morning thinking, Omigod, I wish I had a giant wooden horse."
"Leon, you are a millennial Odyssey."
A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.
'Sure I can put in a wet bar, too.'
'Let it in. It's the Trojan horse we have to worry about.'
Nick's Greek Restaurant: Special - Nick's own translation of the Odyssey
QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.
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Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.
The Trojans thought of everything.
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I love Classics.
In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.
Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.
'Careful Sire, it might contain lead.'
'I'd be careful of spyware.'
'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'
'And there is where you put the batteries.'
'Sure, bring her on. I've always wanted to work on one of these babies.'
'Guess who wants a giant-sized monocle?'
Greek Economics: 'These budget cuts are really starting to bite.'