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"Citizen of the World, Wine Connoisseur, Husband. I may be spreading myself too thin."
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'How do I know we need to turn down the filtration system? - This is our cabernet sauvignon.'
'The yeast cells are flocculating? - I don't think the kids are ready for that.'
'It's time to retire from the winemaking business, Maurice - Just look at your skin-to-pulp ratio.'
'Harry, you have impeccable qualifications. I'm pleased to offer you the position of Master Wine Maker.'
"Yeah, I'd be fine with a world without men, as long as they show me how to make wine, first."
'He's been in the wine business so long, he can remember when Chateau d'Yquem as Cabin d'Yquem.'
'I've tried it - it's a 94.3829366, at best.'
'Four paragraphs about the proprietor's '59 Chevy and two about his pet terrier - Does he even know he's in the wine business?'
'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'
'He claims his wines are 10 inspiration and 90 perspiration - which explains a lot.'
'We should have the matter of this evening's wine selection determined shortly.'
'What makes a man obsess over the last drop of wine in a bottle? - Exactly $95.37.'
'Here's the crushed Oreos. Have you seen the soil sample from the vineyard I'm thinking of buying?'
'Second-worst reaction to sulfites I have ever seen.'
'There's a little bit of my late husband in every glass - I used his ashes as a fining agent.'
'Face it, Frank, it's gone. Accept it and move on to the next vintage.'
'How do you folks get away with such flagrant violation of Prohibition?'
'I think we can skip the resume.'