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"We blew a fuse."
Tags:science, experiment, experiments, scientist, scientists, mad, evil, crazy, monster, monsters, creature, creatures, literature, book, books, novel, novels, frankenstein, the modern prometheus, mary shelley, dead, corpse, corpses, dead body, dead bodies, zombie, zombies, assistant, assistants, electricity, power, electric, electronic, electronics, blew a fuse, blow a fuse, fuse, fuses, off, no power, blackout, blackouts, problem, problems, technology, modern life
Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...
Tags:bean, beans, baked, trumpet, trumpets, trombone, trombones, saxophone, saxophones, sax, conduct, conductor, musical, fruit, fruits, blow, off, noise, noises, noisy, tune, tuning, note, notes, notation, brass, instrument, instruments, band, bands, orchestra, orchestras, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Forensics says it wasn't the pease porridge hot or the pease porridge cold. It was the pease porridge in the pot that killed her. Apparently it was nine days old...
Watch - later, not yet, too late, Nah not yet.
"Waitress's Day Off""
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, customer service, service, day-off, days-off, day off, days, off, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, housework, household chore, household chores, chore, chores, plant, plants, flower, flowers, houseplant, houseplants, watering, gardening, habit, habits, habitual, unbreakable habit, unbreakable habits, talking to plants
"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"
BRINGGGG!, 'I TOLD you to turn off your cell phone!'
'Pick up your feet when you walk.'
'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'
Man sitting at desk with burned out light bulb in thought balloon over his head; the sign on the door reads "California Energy Commission".
Tags:office, offices, office life, business, businessman, businessmen, electricity, energy, power, electric power, electrical power, blackout, blackouts, lightbulb, lightbulbs, light bulb, light bulbs, light bulb moment, lightbulb moment, thought bubble, thought bubbles, thought balloon, thought balloons, thinking, thought, thoughts, idea, ideas, california, califonia energy commission, commission, commissions, executive, executives, manager, managers, problem, problems, depletion, modern life, burnt out, burned out, off, turned off, dark, no idea, no ideas, out of ideas, energy problems, politics, government, governments, government official, government officials, bureaucracy
"I just hope that's not our babysitter..."
'Finally paid off my tuition fees.'
Clock in, Clock out.
'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'
'Boy, this is potent: Even I can't stomach this...'
"...and in conclusion..."
Emergency Room: 'She can't get her bike shorts off!'
Telling Self to Buzz Off
"There go our snow days!"
Tags:global warming, climate change, global warming crisis, climate change crisis, snow days, snow day, staying home from school, home from school, skipping school, day off, days, off, weather crisis, school, schools, school closing, school closings, bad weather, playing hooky, staying home, staying in, excuse, making excuses, making an excuse
Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.
Tags:avoidance, avoid, avoiding, avoidances, tactic, tactics, strategy, strategies, advantage, advantages, cat, cats, pet, pets, cat owner, cat owners, pet cat, pet cats, chore, chores, cleaning, household, households, skiving, skivving, off, couch potato, couch potatoes, excuse, excuses, real life adventures
Wife turns husband off with remote control.
'Did you know that they can listen in to our telephone conversations?'