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"What time do you get off work?"
"It's a 'well pissed off note'."
'I shan't be in today - I'm in bed with a nasty bug.'
'In my capacity as your G.P, I've written you out a new style fit note.'
'Right... twenty squats and fifty press ups or no fit note.'
'The weather was much too rotten to go to work.'
'You asked for a sick note from my doctor, here it is'
'Not so fast Mr. Smith... you're forgetting the fit note I've filled out for your employer.'
'I've used up all my sick-leave. I'm going to have to call in dead!'
Woman watches TV wrapped up in warm clothing.
Sick notes - Anyone for any more?
'Mr. Dunleavy won't be in today... he says he couldn't get his mojo working.'
'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'
The Boss: 'Cancel all my meetings! I'll be on golf leave until my retirement.'
'The board voted 8-2 to wish you a speedy recovery.'
'I'm not sure your doctor has grasped the concept of a fit note.'
'Andy Rooney is off this week, so we now present 'A Few Minutes with Oscar the Grouch'....'
'I missed work due to a rib injury from belly-laughing at your jokes.'
Computer virus keeps employee home in bed.
'Just read the apoligies for absence, then we can both go home.'
"...I know it's Monday morning, but I'm too tired for work!"
'It's from your boss...he says 'get well or get lost'!'
Being Sick - Consolation