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"Wow! That's incredible! I mean...how did you know I used to be a white guy?"
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"I think you're right Bob, it does look like the mechanic.....that's odd, I think he wants us to land the plane."
'Never was a team player.'
'My manuscript is available for download on the internet. I'll email the link to you.'
'Sorry, but we've just published a novel written by a chicken.'
"Your article on the safe storage of combustibles is quite good, but I think you should leave out the part about the wicked witch setting you on fire."
'I think we're about to make a forced landing.'
'Well, duh, here's my problem...instead of non-stick spray, I bought Nun Stick Spray.'
Inappropriate Children's Toys - Dagger in the box.
Armed dogs wait for hot dog vendor.
'Darn! Gun's Jammed!'
Unfortunately Jerry didn't know that lobsters were salt water crustaceans and, as a result, spent the rest of his life stranded on the island.
Carly Simon - clowns in my coffee.
"Remember, coat that's furry not to worry. Pitchfork, shovel, deadly trouble."
"Sara, we're shutting down your energy efficient home display until Andy's volcano is dormant again."
If Only Magazine: The Pot Belly Is In!
"Excuse me ladies but did I hear you say you love salmon?"
The First Selfie
"How sweet. You did your horns in my name."
"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."
"The omelette is fine. I just wish someone would ask how I am."
Hummingbirds attacking a painting
"Clare, I just can't reed you sometimes."
"FYI, we still practice brown nosing here."
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