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Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!
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"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
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'Sorry, may bad. I thought you were texting.'
'NTSB wants 2 ban cell phone use while driving.'
'I'd fire you, but anticipating your next blunder really keeps the company jazzed.'
'I don't think the employment tribunal will be altogether happy with the third column.'
'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'
"Good evening and welcome to a very special newscast in which I do everything I can think of to get fired on air."
The government is to adopt rigorous new procedures to deal with any examples of GPs offending
'Innocent Mr Wilks? I'll be the judge of that.'
'Ladies and Gentlemen of the press- what is your verdict...?'
"In addition to the planning issue, EU directive states that washing ones partner is public is also an offence."
'Impersonating a police officer. What are you in for?'
"Arresting me for trespass - on what grounds?"
"Why are you here?"
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'Since your offense was only a misdemeanor, our firing squad will pummel you with water balloons instead.'
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'You have it all wrong. I wasn't texting while driving, I was updating my Facebook status and checking Twitter.'
'This is an exremely grave offence!'
Policeman and dog
'I wet on the carpet - what about you?'
'It's his first offense.'
"Excuse me, sir. Do you have a permit to fish there?"
Tags:red tape, offence, offences, cop, cops, police, policemen, policeman, police officer, police officers, fishing, fishing licence, fishing licences, fishing license, fishing licenses, fishermen, fisherman, angler, anglers, angling, fishing permit, fishing permits, desert island, desert islands, deserted island, deserted islands, castaway, castaways
'Streaking through a nudist camp.'
Man watching football accuses cleaner of foul play.
'Really? You're in here for THAT? - That was legalized YEARS ago!'