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"Next thing we knew, he started subjecting us to all this harsh, unfair criticism."
Tags:police, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, arrest, arrests, arrested, criticise, criticism, critic, critics, offend, offended, offending, insult, insulted, insulting, insulted, oversensitive, oversensitivity, over-sensitive, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, whine, whining, pathetic, unlawful arrest
"You need to learn how to take a backhand compliment."
Tags:couple, couples, date, dates, dating, dinner, dinner date, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, argument, arguing, compliment, compliments, complimenting, backhand compliment, backhand compliments, backhand, bicker, bickers, bickering, disagreement, disagreements, disagreeing, offend, offended, take offence, relationship problems, relationships, unimpressed, unhappy
"And if you prick me, do I not bleed?"
Tags:merchant of venice, shakespeare, quote, quotes, quotation, if you prick me do i not bleed, old man, old men, old age, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, youth, youthful, sex appeal, lost youth, misspent youth, jogger, joggers, healthy, healthiness, offend, offends, offense, offenses, offence, offences, hurtful, reminder, reminders, mortality, elder, elders, elderly
"I know it's only a knock-knock joke, but you wouldn't say it unless there was some truth in it."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, jokes, telling jokes, knock knock joke, knock knock jokes, overreact, overreacting, overreactions, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, offended, offend, take offence, taking offence, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary school, growing up
"Let's not politicize how screwed we are."
Tags:scientist, scientists, scientific, discovery, discoveries, climate change, global warming, climate scientist, climate scientists, data, report, reports, bias, biases, biased, climate denier, climate deniers, climate denialism, equation, equations, mathematical equation, accusation, accusations, political stance, political stances, neutral, neutrality, honest, honesty, offend, offends, offending, offensive, too much coffee man
"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, nice guy, nice guys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorney, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, angel, angels, offended, offend, defend, defensive, defensiveness
'Don't be offended. It's their customary greeting.'
Tags:atm, atms, automatic teller machine, automatic teller machines, disposable income, personal wealth, rich, wealth, wealth, rich people, rich person, wealth gap, wealth divide, unimpressed, offend, offended, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, consumerism, capitalism, consumerist, cash machine, cash machines, cash point, cash points, cashpoint, cashpoints, personal wealth
"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"
Tags:boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executive, offend, offended, offending, take offence, taking offence, bad manager, bad manager, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, backpedal, backpedaling, excuse, excuses, rationalise, rationalising, rationalize, rationalizing, reason, reasoning
"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."
"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."
Tags:political correctness, politically correct, pc, p.c., offend, offended, taking offence, outrage, outrages, outraged, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, offensive, political correctness gone mad, hyper political correctness, sjw, sjws, millennial, millennials, generation z, generation-z, gen z, gen-z, kid, kids, child, childhood
"According to Twitter, you have Cancel."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, diagnosis, diagnosing, diagnoses, patient, patients, social media, cancel, cancels, canceled, cancelled, disease, diseases, diseased, rude, offensive, offend, offends, offending, anti-semitic, anti-semitism, blacklist, blacklisted, announce, announcing, announcement, announcements, cancer, medical malpractice
"Maybe I could meet you after work."
'You've never starved a fever, have you?'
A cat reads an inscription on a mouse statue and thinks, "What crap!"
Tags:crap, cat, mice, statues, animals, pets, mental images, language, monuments, monuments, memorial, memorials, propaganda, propagandist, propagandists, cat, mouse, feline, felines, war, wars, war memorial, war memorials, inscription, inscriptions, bias, biased, political bias, political biases, statue, offend, offends, offensive
"How about when they say - right in front of you - 'Oh, I'm more of a cat person'... like that doesn't hurt?"
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, park, parks, dog person, dog people, dog owner, dog lover, dog lovers, cat person, cat people, cat lover, cat lovers, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, understand, understands, understanding, offend, offends, offended, offensive, hurt, hurts, sad, sadden, upset, upsets, upsetting, confide, confides, confiding, depress, depressing
"Are you still going to love me when we're old and divorced."
Tags:married, married couple, married couples, marriage, marriage problems, question, questions, questioning, sceptical, sceptic, scepticism, divorce, divorces, divorcing, old, age, ageing, old age, rude, inappropriate, unexpected, physical relationship, physical relationships, control, controlling, husband, husbands, offend, offended, offensive
'Am I a good lawyer? Would I charge $525.00 an hour if I wasn't?'
"You tell him that you ﬁnd the ﬂag offensive."
Tags:offensive, offend, offended, offending, offends, ship, ships, boat, boats, pirate ship, pirateship, pirate ships, pirateships, sailing, sails, high seas, pc, politically correct, skull and crossbones, skull & crossbones, jolly roger, jolly rogers, politics, modern attitude, olden days, history, combination, attitudes, symbol, symbolism, privateer, buccaneer, privateers, buccaneers
"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pulling over, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, violation, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, writing a ticket, fashion, pants, trousers, strange, insult, insults, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, offended, offend, take back, remorse, remorseful, regret, regrets, bargaining, pleading, begging, negotiating, too late
'Of course I like to base all my characters on real life. For instance the fat useless guy in my last novel was you!'
Bingham for District 3 - A loathing for ethnic and gender-based humor,
Tags:racism, sexist, intolerance, campaign, campaigns, nomination, nominations, politician, politicians, candidate, candidates, candidacy, political office, ethnic, offend, offends, offensive, snowflake, snowflakes, humor, joke, jokes, humour, left-wing, trigger warning, trigger warnings, safe space, safe spaces
'Hello, how can I offend you?'
Announcements will be posted so as not to offend anyone.