Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
"Next thing we knew, he started subjecting us to all this harsh, unfair criticism."
Tags:police, police man, police men, policeman, policemen, police officer, police officers, arrest, arrests, arrested, criticise, criticism, critic, critics, offend, offended, offending, insult, insulted, insulting, insulted, oversensitive, oversensitivity, over-sensitive, unprofessional, unprofessionalism, whine, whining, pathetic, unlawful arrest
"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."
Tags:jester, jesters, court jester, court jesters, intimidate, intimidates, intimidating, comedian, comedians, audience, tough crowd, tough crowds, crowd, crowds, audiences, rough gig, rough gigs, laugh, laughs, laughter, laughing, king, kings, court jester, court jesters, mafia, mafioso, mob, mobs, organized crime, criminal, criminals, organised crime, comedy, offended, take offense, taking offense, take offence, taking offence
"You weren't actually in the dream, but you did do the voice-over."
Tags:relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, breakfast, morning, mornings, dream, dreams, dreaming, dreamed, dreamt, voice-over, voice-overs, voiceover, voiceovers, narrator, narrators, narration, film, films, movie, movies, entertainment, offended, angry, glaring, upset
"As far as I'm concerned, it just takes my kind."
Tags:business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, conceit, conceited, arrogant, arrogance, pretentious, pretension, takes all kinds, business jargon, business talk, business speak, disagree, disagreeing, disagreement, jargon, insulted, offended, take offence, taking offence, comeback, comebacks, come back, come backs, snapback, snapbacks, snap back, snap backs
"I know it's only a knock-knock joke, but you wouldn't say it unless there was some truth in it."
Tags:kid, kids, child, childhood, jokes, telling jokes, knock knock joke, knock knock jokes, overreact, overreacting, overreactions, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, offended, offend, take offence, taking offence, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary school, growing up
Single and Offended
"I was an attorney, but I was also one heck of a nice guy."
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, nice guy, nice guys, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorney, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, angel, angels, offended, offend, defend, defensive, defensiveness
'Don't be offended. It's their customary greeting.'
Tags:atm, atms, automatic teller machine, automatic teller machines, disposable income, personal wealth, rich, wealth, wealth, rich people, rich person, wealth gap, wealth divide, unimpressed, offend, offended, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times, consumerism, capitalism, consumerist, cash machine, cash machines, cash point, cash points, cashpoint, cashpoints, personal wealth
"Should I rationalize or backpedal?"
Tags:boss, bosses, manager, managers, executive, executives, business manager, business managers, business executive, business executive, offend, offended, offending, take offence, taking offence, bad manager, bad manager, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchies, office hierarchy, backpedal, backpedaling, excuse, excuses, rationalise, rationalising, rationalize, rationalizing, reason, reasoning
'Don't call me mutt. I prefer the term 'hybrid.'
"I'm just saying what everyone else is thinking."
"Can we be seated under a vegan painting?"
Tags:vegan, vegans, veganism, painting, paintings, painter, painters, artistic taste, artistic tastes, artwork, artworks, alternative lifestyle, alternative lifestyles, vegetarian, vegetarians, vegetarianism, meat eater, meat eaters, meateater, meateaters, meat-eater, meat-eaters, offensive, offended, snowflake, snowflakes, offence, taking offence, offended sensibilities
"Ugh, there's just too much toxic masculinity these days."
"It was offensive to people who haven't turned eight."
Tags:political correctness, politically correct, pc, p.c., offend, offended, taking offence, outrage, outrages, outraged, insult, insults, insulting, insulted, offensive, political correctness gone mad, hyper political correctness, sjw, sjws, millennial, millennials, generation z, generation-z, gen z, gen-z, kid, kids, child, childhood
"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
Tags:baby, babies, it's a boy, it's a girl, child, children, having kids, kid, kids, having children, have children, regulation, regulations, genders, politically correct, political correctness, pc, p.c., pc culture, p.c. culture, federal government, privacy, private, offense, offended, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, family, families, parent, parents, political
'Excuse me! My eyes are up here!'
"You tell him that you ﬁnd the ﬂag offensive."
Tags:offensive, offend, offended, offending, offends, ship, ships, boat, boats, pirate ship, pirateship, pirate ships, pirateships, sailing, sails, high seas, pc, politically correct, skull and crossbones, skull & crossbones, jolly roger, jolly rogers, politics, modern attitude, olden days, history, combination, attitudes, symbol, symbolism, privateer, buccaneer, privateers, buccaneers
"And then she slapped my face, injuring my beard."
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, suit, suits, meeting, assault, assaulted, offended, offense, beard, beards, facial hair, over reaction, overreaction, over react, overreact, slap, slapped, slapstick, slap stick, physical comedy, wimp, wimpy, victim, fashion victim, injury, injured, absurd, absurdity, fashion, fashionable, men, man, breakup, breakups, break-up, break-ups, breaking up, hipster, hipsters
"If I take back what I said about your pants, will you let me go?"
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, officer, officers, traffic, cop, cops, traffic stop, traffic stops, pulled over, pulling over, driver, drivers, driving, car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, transportation, violation, violations, traffic violation, traffic violations, fine, fines, ticket, tickets, writing a ticket, fashion, pants, trousers, strange, insult, insults, mean comment, mean comments, comment, comments, offended, offend, take back, remorse, remorseful, regret, regrets, bargaining, pleading, begging, negotiating, too late
'Honestly, Clara, you know I don't like auctions anyway, but this...!'
"As an animal lover, I find these images disturbing."
Tags:animal, animals, animal lover, painting, cave paintings, cave painting, cave drawing, cave drawings, animal rights, endangered, protection, protections, spear hunting, sensitive, sensitives, disturbing, overly sensitive, hypersensitiveness, oversensitive, deer, deers, offended, offense, prehistory
'Of course I like to base all my characters on real life. For instance the fat useless guy in my last novel was you!'
'Hush puppies? Who named these things?'
"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."
Tags:trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, trumps diet, food, favorite food, favourite food, steak, steaks, well done steak, overcooked steak, trump support, trump suppers, maga, maga hat, snowflake, snowflakes, safe space, safe spaces, fragility, fragile, offended, offence, alt right, far right, fragile masculinity, modern politics, false outrage