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"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."
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"Apart from illitercy,low self esteem,homelessness,poverty and a broken home I can't find any reason for his offending behaviour..."
'Don't be offended. It's their customary greeting.'
Back to school Sale.
"It seems like only yesterday you were a juvenile offender."
'Yes, I'm willing to accept the job on a 90-day probational basis. Do I report to my former probation officer?'
'It's an absence note for yesterday. I had to go to court. I'm being charged with inside trading of Webkinz cards.'
The muse for letters to the editor.
Welcome Back Recidivists!
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'I must admit I'm uneasy over the policy of offenders meeting their victims.'
'OK... But can he play defense?'
The Masochists' Chatroom
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'Young Lady, come down here this instant before the juvenile authorities arrest you for violating the laws of gravity.'
'Any chance you could keep my cell for me? I'd only just got it how I wanted it...'
'A tuffet, some curds and whey, and a moment of weakness - the next thing you know I'm a registered sex offender.'
'Okay, you win - Put that thing down right now and I'll let you off with a warning.'
I got an A in despair.
'Have you a jemmy handy, sarge? I was only trying to protect his head while putting him into the car!'
'Look at the bright side. You're in a gated community.'
Practical joke, violent offender rehab center: 'Relate to me!'
Lawyer with a client
If the government got any tougher on crime, there wouldn't be any politicians left.
'If anybody calls, I have an air-tight alibi!'
"I'd like an ensuite bathroom..."