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"Ooh look, this week they're having a buy one, get one on burial plots."
Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B
'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'
'Can't you see? This isn't a real offer! They're just tossing us a bone!'
Tuesday Aug 16th is funny hat day! Wear a funny hat to the hospital and get 20% off your co-pay!
With enrollment declining, Dawson College looked for creative ways to attract new students.
"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"
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"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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'It was an early-retirement offer I couldn't turn down. They threw a pile of money my way, asked me to disappear in a puff of smoke, and before they could change their minds, I was gone!'
"In return for an increase in my allowance, I can offer you free unlimited in-home computer tech support."
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."
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"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
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'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'
'We're willing to offer you $50,000 if you'll run in the Boston Marathon wearing a shirt that reads 'Heart-Co pacemakers are number one!'
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Buy one get one glued to the side of your face
"Repeat that offer in a business setting...party talk is cheap."
"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."
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"Care to stick your head out the window, sir?"
"828,000 square miles for $15 million -- as is?"
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'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'
"The listing said it's only one block from the beach!"
"They offer a discount if you book the airline, hotel, and car reservations for completely different cities."
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"Water...Water...Would you be interested in a two for one offer?"
'Did you notice how he was suddenly interested in our sales pitch when I mentioned a substantial bribe?'