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'Not only can we build it for the same price as any other gingerbread house, but we can do it for 40% less carbs and no trans fats!'
'Talk about a stressful day... three people offered me jobs.'
Computer sales: we now offer libel insurance for bloggers.
'I volunteered since the job market is so bad right now.'
'Can I interest you in our frequent shopper discount card?'
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'Whoa! Really? You offer a full refund on any engagement ring for up to two years?! Very cool!'
'No thanks, I'm good - in a manner of speaking.'
'Can I start you off with a nice soup bone?'
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'Please! Take these and let my buddy go!!'
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'No, thanks. I'm trying to quit.'
Will work for...
Will tweet you a merry little Xmas.
'If you didn't get a government bailout, maybe it's time for you to do a public stock offering.'
'I'm mixing drinks. Would you like a womanhattan with me?'
Reduced to clear.
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
Hire a lawyer - get one free! Limited time only.
'Do you want my $100 guess, my $300 surmise... or my $500 supposition?'
'Don't take the buyout.'
'Dear,what's for dinner tonight?... I have two other offers.'
'How much to let the fenders out a little?'
'There must be something else you can offer to our relationship than opening jars that are stuck?'