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Bedtime Of The Gods
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"And to those of you who did contribute to the church fund—our blessings."
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"A word to the wise. When the gods speak, they'd better say 'across-the-board tax cut."
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"Whatever happened on that other island, this is the way he likes it now."
Tags:food, takeaway, takeaways, takeout, takeout, take-out, take-outs, delivery, container, containers, box, boxes, chinese, to go, new york, new york city, ny, nyc, ape, apes, giant ape, giant apes, gorilla, gorillas, giant, giants, monster, monsters, movie, movies, film, films, movie monster, movie monsters, sacrifice, sacrifices, sacrificing, offering, offerings, taste, tastes
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
Sacrifices at 4:00PM and 6:00PM
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'Billy, you're embarrassing us. Please stop saying 'ka-ching, ka-ching'.'
"I was comped."
"Give me your email address, and I'll send you my newsletter."
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"Now and then I offer it a small sacrifice such as yourself."
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"Let's quit helping those who don't need help, stop supporting failed programs, cut entitlements...and offer the dog to the gods."
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Framed dollar in church secretary office says 'Our First Offering'
"All we can do is continue offering sacrifices and hope its magic power will return."
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Regifts of the Magi
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'This church accepts all denominations - fivers, tenners, and twenties. . .'
'Wait...I have a coupon.'
"Special Easter offering."
"After spending so much time and money on our lawsuit, don't you think it would be a shame to go ahead and bribe me like this?"
'How can you be so cheap?'
"Animal sacrifice isn't necessary, son. Just shake out a few dimes."
"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."
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"During the collection, please remember that the road to our church is currently paved with good intentions."
"...and for today only, you'll get 10% off all tithing!"
"Since you tithed from the 'net' and not the 'gross', you're going to Hog Heaven instead."