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"Ooh look, this week they're having a buy one, get one on burial plots."
"No, thank you. One martini and I'm out like a light."
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"Hey, I wouldn't even HAVE a 'cracker problem' if it weren't for you."
Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B
'Once they noticed your tail wagging, they stopped upping their offer.'
'Can't you see? This isn't a real offer! They're just tossing us a bone!'
Tuesday Aug 16th is funny hat day! Wear a funny hat to the hospital and get 20% off your co-pay!
With enrollment declining, Dawson College looked for creative ways to attract new students.
"Come on,Gelphin, every man has his price. How much for that hair of yours?"
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"We come to you with unbelievable savings."
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"While I'm at it, is there anything I can order YOU from L. L. Bean?"
"In return for an increase in my allowance, I can offer you free unlimited in-home computer tech support."
'It was an early-retirement offer I couldn't turn down. They threw a pile of money my way, asked me to disappear in a puff of smoke, and before they could change their minds, I was gone!'
"My son is a millennial—I should just go to jail for him."
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"I think everybody bought everything they needed about three or four years ago."
Tags:sale, sales, offer, offers, retailer, retailers, retail, consumerism, consumerist, consumerists, merchandise, merchandising, out of business, going out of business, brick and mortar, brick and mortar store, brick and mortar stores, clerk, clerks, department store, department stores, customer, customers, lack of customers
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
"Gentlemen, this has materially changed the way we grease palms."
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'We are an environmentally sensitive organization. We will have to do a background check on the size of your carbon footprint before we can make an offer of employment.'
'We're willing to offer you $50,000 if you'll run in the Boston Marathon wearing a shirt that reads 'Heart-Co pacemakers are number one!'
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Buy one get one glued to the side of your face
"Repeat that offer in a business setting...party talk is cheap."
"Care to stick your head out the window, sir?"
"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."
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"Okay, forget the cookies. How about tickets? I've got a couple of good seats for sale to the Rangers' game."
"828,000 square miles for $15 million -- as is?"
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