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"Sorry I'm late, Chief - I had some trouble with my nipple ring."
"We're supposed to attend a conference on business-casual ethics."
"It's only 9:15, Atkins—how come your tie is already at a four o'clock level?"
"We need to revise our 'dress down Friday' policy."
"Edgar, you've been retired for three years now. Why don't you loosen your tie?"
"Ideally, I'd like a work environment that's flip-flop friendly."
"These informal meetings have become really informal."
Don't be alarmed. The boss sheds his skin every spring.
Dress for the level to which you aspire.
'You can't go to work like that. You're wearing your Monday face with your Casual Friday attire.'
'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'
'I thought HR had approved Pants Optional Fridays. No?'
'Casual Friday is ONLY Friday! It doesn't carry over and include Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday!'
'What do you think of the Roman toga?'
'What do you suggest we do with the other 2,000 yards?'
'If you ask me, it's a tad too 'Kilimanjaro' for the office.'
'Now listen...when I told you to button your lip, I DID NOT mean go get it pierced!'
Casual Fridays at the office.
"You do realize you're violating the dress code..."
"I don't care if Sales thinks you're a superhero, the cape violates the dress code and the mask is a security violation."