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To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.
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'Did someone call for a shredder?'
" 'Best if used before 1/1/2000.' "
'It's also a printer, scanner, phone and fax machine.'
The Short-Lived Laser Pointer/Printer Combo.
Surprised by an impromptu visit from his boss, Danny gets nailed for sneaking office products home.
'That Copier is Out of Order!'
Diplodocus skeleton in museum.
"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."
Copier is hypnotizing office worker.
'Are you sure that hitting it with a baseball bat will work?'
'Here, here and here the copier was jammed...'
"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."
Tags:shredder, shredders, businessmen, businesswomen, office equipment, office supplies, secretaries, receptionist, receptionists, pa, pas, personal assistant, personal assistants, businessman, businesswoman, office, paper shredder, neck tie, tie, needing help, complicated technology, office machines, secretary
'I could personally hand you this report, but instead I'll fax you a blurry copy so you'll have to call me back for my interpretation.'
'Don't loan the shredder to Day Care again.'
"A mouse! A mouse!"
Sorry Your Paper Is Not Important Enough To Copy.
"Complaints are a 'learning' experience...the first thing you need to learn is how to use the shredder."
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"I do wish the company would invest in newer technology."
'Wow! That's what I call innovation! We've got the fanciest,newest, most expensive useless software on the market!'
"I think I see the problem! If I could just read this tiny print, I think it says...'Do not touch this. Could cause toner cartridge to explode'."
"So that's how he's able to crank the stuff out."
Tags:crank, cranks, cranking, hard work, hard worker, hard workers, crank it out, cranking it out, literal, literally, idiom, idioms, saying, sayings, expression, expressions, figure of speech, office worker, office workers, hard work, working hard, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, envy, envious, office equipment, equipment
"Copy machine's down again."
'The man who turned up with last year's laptop.'
"That's our copy cat."