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"Be prepared when you meet Mr. Henderson. He gives hugs."
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'I noticed there was nothing in the employee handbook about snacks, naps, or pet's birthdays.'
Center for the study of Astral Projection: Enter before knocking.
'Bradley takes cyberloafing to a whole new level.'
'Oh hey Rhonda, whatcha doin?'
"Sorry, but I didn't switch from unsanitary handshakes to fist bumps just to start group hugging!"
Being annoying still isn't a crime.
"I hit reply all too many times."
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"Someone still has his cellphone on."
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"Hey! I didn't see anybody's name on it!"
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"Excuse me, but is this the canteen or the office?"
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"Welcome to the office. Make yourself at home, but no scratching your armpits."
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'Tell Stephenson his dedication is to be applauded, but lunch at his desk? - probably not.'
'Basic hall-greeting techniques: Maintain brisk pace while glancing toward recipient, curt nod (smile optional), .5 seconds of eye contact, head back to forward position, apply afterburner if necessary, exit.'
'Mr. Conway came here without an appointment, didn't you, Mr. Conway?'
If you disagree, just shake your head, not the other guy's.
The american intern who served his boss coffee for the afternoon tea break.
"We of course don't mind you eating at your desk. But we may however have to draw the line at a takeaway Chinese buffet!"
"My boss says I intimidate people. . . so I stared at him until he apologized."
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"I hate it when he eats at his desk."
"We got you a leaving card."
"It's something new I'm trying - I figure it works with my email, so why not in real life?"