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"My normal law-office hours are over, Mr. Hodal, but iI always have time and a half for you."
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"We prefer our idea people to present their ideas during office hours."
"It's O.K., he's on a break."
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Employee with a short attention span
"Don't call between nine and five. Those are the times that try men's souls."
"They said he had to post his office hours, but they didn't say where."
Bureau of Statistics: Office Hours.
"I'll be here at my home office from nine AM till nine PM... Also from nine PM till nine AM.
'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'
'I'm not leaving till he leaves.'
'You have a 24-hour virus? Sorry, sir -- we just work an 8-hour day here.'
'I'm afraid your work insurance won't apply, Mrs. Ferguson -- you didn't have the baby during office hours.'
Office worker realises he/she should be working at home.
"Wake up Harper, it's five o'clock -I don't want you putting in for overtime."
'Listen...you can call me wrong...you can call me crazy...just don't call me after 5!'
"I've heard that out of office hours, you're quite a decent chap."
"Why shouldn't I get my hair cut during office hours? It grows during office hours..."
'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'
Grief Counselor - Offering closure. Closed
'We really need to start hiring self-starters.'
'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'
Dr. Mary G. Wells Obstetrician. Open Labor Days.