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"We went with an open floor plan because it can really facilitate a shared sense of hysteria."
"Why is there a piece of cheese on my desk?"
If you are here...you'll be late for the meeting.
'Get with it, Dave! Cubicles are the new barrels!'
The Cubicle Of Dr. Caligari
"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."
"He can give you five minutes if you can find him."
'They'll tell you this is an open office workspace, but watch out for the invisible fences.'
"I've been lost in here for thirty years, it's your turn."
"They're slowly adapting to the open-office concept."
"Sure I get the open concept idea. I just don't think we need a watering hole."
Man at work surrounded by office desks
'We set this up to save space but the bottom employee said the upper's feet smelled 'out of this world'.'
Bad Office Planning
'I call it cubicilism'
'I don't mind so much working in a cubicle, but why do they have to make them look like public toilet stalls?'
'I'm at the water cooler, let me move to the coffee machine, no the fax machines...'
"This design has been instrumental in employee retention."
"Side effect of working in an open-plan office."
"These open plan offices are a nightmare, it's like Piccadilly Circus in here!"