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Due to company cutbacks please only photocopy one buttock.
'When you work from home, the office parties are rubbish.'
"I hope this isn't another holiday event we won't be able to forget."
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'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'
'That's the last time I ask Janice to book the stripper for the office party.'
"In the light of the current financial position management has decided to cancel the Christmas party but. . .you can still come in and use the photocopier to photocopy your bottoms."
'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'
"Got a book and a dumb tie from Teresa. What'd you get?"
'Oh my God...the end of the world?!'
Teleworking was the death of the office party.
"Keep an eye on that Santa...I think he might be a damned headhunter!"
"Not a chance."
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There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.
Teleworking was the death of the office party
"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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'Okay, pull the pin, squeeze the handle, make a wish and blow out the candles.'
"I just don't think I can stand it anymore!"
"Watch out...It's a TRAP!"
Christmas party for the home worker
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'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'
'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'
"I'm afraid the office party has been cancelled, but I'd still like to book in time to make a drunken misogynistic pass at you."
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"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."
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Homeworking has really been the death of the office party, what do you think?